A member of the clade Simiiformes other than those in the clade Hominoidea containing apes, generally (but not universally) distinguished by small size, tails, and cheek pouches. • Any simian, including humans. • Any simian primate other than hominids; any monkey or ape. • A human considered to resemble monkeys in some way, including: • A naughty or mischievous person, especially a child. • The person in the motorcycle sidecar in sidecar racing. • Synonym of idiot: a person of minimal intelligence. • Synonym of uggo: an unattractive person, especially one whose face supposedly resembles a monkey's. • Synonym of puppet: a person dancing to another's tune, a person controlled or directed by another. • A menial employee who does a repetitive job supposedly requiring minimal intelligence. • A black person. • A penis. • A small trading vessel of the sixteenth century. • The vessel in which a mess receives its full allowance of grog. • The weight of a pile driver or drop hammer. • A fluid consisting of hydrochloric acid and zinc, used in the process of soldering. • Synonym of five hundred, especially (UK) 500 pounds sterling or (US, dated) 500 dollars. • Synonym of face card. • A person's temper, said to be "up" when they are angry. • A drug habit; an addiction; a compulsion. • A dance popularized by Major Lance in 1963, now usually only its upper-body dance move involving exaggerated drumming motions.